Ustad : Mosladar ko fiqray ma istimal kro.
Shagird : Mujy to musladar ka matlib hi nai ata.
Ustad : Bohat tezz.
Shagird : Aj ma mosladar dora.
Aik professor khali Plate ma roti dbo kar kha raha tha. Bery ne pusha.
"Ap kia kar rahy han"
Professor! " Dikhai nai aa raha? dal roti kha raha hun"
Bera : " Magar janab! Ap ki plate to khali hai?"
Profssor : " Hum hisab ke teacher han hum nai dal farz ki hui hai."
Malik : Mujy subo 4 bjay jga dena.
Nokar : Lekin sahab! Mujy time dekhna nai ata.
Malik : Bas tum jga dena, time ma kud dekh lon ga.
Aik pagal : ( Dosry pagaj se ) Log humen pagal kun kehty han?
Dosra pagal : Shor in baton ko, ye le limon aur lasi bna.
Malak : ( Nokar se ) Aj tum mery liye shave ka jo pani laye the wo bohat mela tha.
Nokar : ( Harat se ) Shave ka pani ? Janab! ma to ap ko chaye ka pyala dy kar gia tha.
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